I am the sort of person who meets a book, falls in love, then promptly moves onto the next one. Sometimes it is hard for me to remember, over the months and years since I’ve first made their acquaintance, what their stories are. This blog is a way to remind myself of my literary relationships.
I chose 5 random books from series that I’ve read and loved, so hopefully I get some good variety here!
The books: A Storm of Swords (A Song of Ice and Fire) by George R. R. Martin, Eleven on Top (Stephanie Plum) by Janet Evanovich, The Sweetness at the Bottom of the Pie (Flavia de Luce) by Alan Bradley, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire by J.K. Rowling, and Dead Ever After (Sookie Stackhouse) by Charlaine Harris
Your Zombie Team:
First book: A Storm of Swords
1. The first person to die
Sam Tarly — Obviously I’m not very far in the series, so this very well might happen, we shall see!
2. The person you trip to get away from the zombies
Stannis — I’m not feeling too bad about this.
Second book: Eleven on Top
3. The first person to turn into a zombie
Morelli — He would be one viscous zombie. And, for an in-shape, bad-ass cop, we’d probably all be in trouble with him on the lookout for brains.
4. The person that trips YOU to get away from the zombies
Morelli - All that tripping for NOTHING, you still become one, Joe!
Third book: The Sweetness at the Bottom of the Pie
5. The idiot of the team
Tully — I’m glad I didn’t see one of the main characters’ names, they’re all brilliantly smart.
6. The “brains” of the team
Dogger - He’s a good one! Though he does have his ‘spells’ :/
Fourth book: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
7. The team’s medic
Dumbledore - Heck yes, I feel safe with a top-notch wizard patching us all up.
8. The weapons expert
Hagrid - Ohhhhh yeah. You know, I picked the books out in random order, but this is working quite well!
Fifth book: Dead Ever After
9. The brawler
Sookie - She’s certainly killed enough people (or, well, “creatures”). I’m down with that.
10. The Team Captain
Pam - As perhaps one of my most favorite characters ever, I am so totally excited she’s made captain. This actually turned out brilliant.
Genre: (Historical?) Fiction Rating: 2.5/5 Released: 1 January 1998 Pages: 302 Buy it now!
May Dodd is a modern-thinking American woman living in the late 19th century who is committed to a mental facility by her well-to-do parents for living with (and mothering the children of) a man of inferior birth. Left to rot in a sub-par institution with no mental stimulation, May is afraid she’ll never leave. So when a team of mysterious government representatives shows up asking questions about her fertility and offers her a ticket to freedom, she accepts with only minor qualms. Before she knows it, May is on a train headed to the western frontier, traveling with an eclectic group of women on their way to become government-sponsored brides.
With white settlers moving West and Native Americans attacking the trespassers encroaching on their territory, the US government has a major problem on their hands and calls tribal chiefs in to talk. When a Cheyenne chief offers to trade 1000 horses for 1000 white women, it creates a scandal throughout the east, but it also gets the president’s advisers thinking. All the Cheyennes ask for is 1000 women to marry, impregnate, and live with for 2 years. After that, they are free to return to their homes with their children, mixed-race ambassadors who will help bridge the gaps between the two cultures.
The government begins rounding up volunteers for the secret mission in the most seedy of places: street corners, prisons, even mental hospitals. With freedom fresh in her mind, May joins the group on their quest for a second chance at life.
This book was not well-written. The premise was interesting, the characters were diverse, but I really had to suspend my disbelief more than I usually do when reading something I would consider historically-based fiction. I didn’t feel invested in the characters. I couldn’t picture the setting. The book is supposed to tell May’s story through diary entries, but rather than sound genuine, it just felt like Fergus was trying too hard, and I couldn’t buy it.
The premise was interesting, and the book was very plot-driven, making it a not-too-horrible read for those who aren’t going to dive too deeply into the historical inaccuracies and like to give their characters the benefit of the doubt, but for me? One Thousand White Women is a book I’m not feeling bad about parting with.
Top Ten Tuesday is a weekly event hosted by The Broke and the Bookish, inviting readers to list their top ten choices in a given category. This week’s theme is…
Top Ten Books People have been Telling You that You MUST Read!
The Hobbit/The Lord of the Rings series by J. R. R. Tolkien Despite all the people who have told me to read his work, I have never been able to get into any of Tolkien’s writings.
Love Letters to the Dead by Ava Dellaira Several people have been posting about this book lately, but Cameran from shes-exceptional wrote the review that REALLY got me interested.
The Magicians by Lev Grossman Multiple people have told me this is amazeballs, but I think Ryan from booksandghosts told me about it first?
The Book Thief by Markus Zusak Okay, guys. I first tried this book in paperback form, and I just couldn’t get into it. Then I listened to it in Audiobook form, and it was even worse. Everyone on here LOVES it, though, and it’s always been a goal of mine to go back and give it another shot.
The Ocean at the End of the Lane by Neil Gaiman Here is another author everyone seems to love and whose work I have not yet read.
I am Malala by Malala Yousafzai I am a bit disappointed to say that this is a book I have not yet bought, despite how fervently I want to read it.
Little Women by Louisa May Alcott Everyone’s always a bit shocked when I say I haven’t read this.
Get the Guy by Matthew Hussey One of my best friends was begging me to read this book for a year. I’m not usually one for dating advice books, since I don’t really date, but I figured I would give it a shot for her. I didn’t get very far at all before putting it down due to an immense amount of pressure from the author to get out there and meet people, but maybe I’ll pick it up again.
The Rosie Project by Graeme Simsion Lots of my friends have read (and loved!) this book.
Americanah by Chimimanda Ngozi Adichie Basically I ran out of ideas and copied my Book Blogging Bestie, Sylvia from ifyougaveagirlabook. :) But really, I’ve heard great things about this book!
On my recent trip to Mackinac Island, Michigan, I found The Island Bookstore, a little hole-in-the-wall with all kinds of fantastic books and giftware. Though I stuck with my guns and didn’t buy any more books, I did find some pretty sweet bookmarks!
Genre: Mystery Rating: 4/5 Released: 1 January 2003 Pages: 311 Buy it now!
Vish Puri is a second-generation detective, carrying on his late father’s legacy by investigating a variety of interesting cases in the clamorous city of Delhi. Owner of the prestigious Most Private Investigators, Puri has hired an eclectic but unquestionably talented group of employees who help plant bugs, tail suspects, and infiltrate businesses. Also offering assistance are Puri’s wife and meddlesome mother, contributing to a truly interesting set of characters.
In the first book of the series, Puri is enlisted to clear an honest lawyer’s name as he is framed for the murder of his housekeeper. Having recently survived his own assassination attempt and currently carrying out an investigation for his childhood hero, though, Puri is stretched a little thin. Can he manage to track down one killer while avoiding his own?
To date, India remains one of my most interesting travel destinations. In this day and age, so many cities seem so alike, but when I went to India a few years ago, I truly felt like I was out of my element, and I LOVED it. The people were kind, the architecture was enchanting, the history was rich; I took a thousand photos and still feel like I can’t do it justice. Reading this book took me back to the frenzied streets of a city that entranced me.
This book was one of the most unique mysteries I’ve read with characters I instantly liked. While I found it hard to keep up with Puri’s chain of thought sometimes, especially during his investigation, the story kept me guessing, and the ending really fit everything together neatly.
Altogether, this is a worthy read for any traveler and mystery-lover.
Top Ten Tuesday is a weekly event hosted by The Broke and the Bookish, inviting readers to list their top ten choices in a given category. This week’s theme is…
Top Ten Books I’m Not Sure I Want to Read
Something Borrowed or Something Blue by Emily Giffin In a lot of ways, I feel like I’ve departed from my love of chick lit.
The Secret Keeper by Kate Morton I have had this book in my Audible queue for about a year (if not more), and while I’ve enjoyed listening to all of Morton’s other audiobooks (save for their endings), I just haven’t been able to sit through this one for very long.
Landline by Rainbow Rowell Fangirl didn’t do anything for me, but I LOVED Attachments, so I wasn’t sure exactly how I’d like the rest of Rainbow Rowell’s books. I feel like Cameran is my book soul mate, and I agree with pretty much everything she says, so her recent review of the book has definitely made me rethink picking Landline up!
Men and Dogs by Katie Crouch This book looked interesting to me, and I found it for a steal at the dollar store (who would have thought?). THEN I REALIZED THAT I HAD READ SOMETHING BY THIS AUTHOR BEFORE AND HAAAATED IT: GIRLS IN TRUCKS! So DESPITE the fact that I paid a whole dollar for it, I might have to donate it. Bleh.
Atonement by Ian McEwan I saw the movie when it first came out in theatres, and while I enjoyed watching it, the ending KILLED me. I feel like the book would probably be even worse.
Irish Girls About Town by Various Authors While I like Irish literature, and especially a lot of the writers featured in this book, I’m not a huge fan of short stories, and it’s been languishing on my shelves for years without being picked up.
Midnight in Austenland by Shannon Hale I really hated the first book in Hale’s Austenland series, buuuuut I loved the movie (in a guilty pleasure kind of way), and now I feel like, despite my dislike of Hale’s writing, I might want to know more about the events happening in Austenland.
Gods in Alabama or Backseat Saints or anything else by Joshilyn Jackson I’ve started a couple of Jackson’s books, and while they’re Southern fiction (which I love!), with cute covers (which I love!) and always start out interesting, she seems to write about heavy stuff, like rape and abuse. While I appreciate the good ratings everyone seems to give her work, I always find myself wimping out before something bad happens to the characters, and leaning away from picking them up again.
World War Z by Max Brooks Will it give me nightmares like the movie?
In Cold Blood by Truman Capote Kind of along the same lines as the preceding book, I’m afraid I’d have nightmares. I live by myself, I can’t read stuff like this.
Genre: Humorous Memoir Rating: 4/5 Released: 17 April 2012 Pages: 318 Buy it now!
Jenny Lawson was raised in a small Texan town in the middle of nowhere by a crazy taxidermist and an amazingly patient mother. Recounting her childhood in graphic, often bloody detail, as well as her issues with anxiety disorder, her struggles with conception, and her life as a semi-professional bloggger, Lawson has created a memoir that is both hilarious and heartwarming.
I legitimately laughed out loud while reading this book, which I’m pretty sure really creeped out my neighbors, hearing me loudly cackle through the floorboards at 2 in the morning. Lawson is very funny, but at times I couldn’t help wondering if I found her hilarious because we were on similar wavelengths, with our flair for the dramatic, social unease at parties, and love for the random and bizarre. At one point, Lawson hauls home a 5 foot tall metal chicken, places it on the front step, rings the doorbell, and runs away, giggling from behind the bushes as she watches her husband’s reaction. I have done similar things. If it sounds like something you would do, I’m sure you’d find this book just as appealing as I did.
I like memoirs, especially of the humorous variety, but I have often found myself a bit repulsed by those memoirs that try to make motherhood funny. Granted, I neither have nor particularly want children, but to me, it usually comes off a bit cruel, making jokes at the child’s expense, but I felt like Lawson really balanced out humor with love when it came to writing about her daughter, especially with how she started to embrace the eccentric childhood she had previously shunned to give her daughter more colorful memories.
Altogether, I was very pleased with how this book turned out, and I would almost liken Lawson’s humor to that of Chelsea Handler, if Handler settled down early and had a kid. Both Handler and Lawson love keeping their friends and families on their toes and can crack jokes at their own shortcomings, so if you’re a fan of Chelsea Handler, this book would be a worthwhile read.
Meet the BAD FEMINIST. She likes pink, will dance to Blurred Lines, occasionally fakes an orgasm… and worries that the sisterhood would not approve. America’s brightest new essayist talks about the dark side of her fierce, funny writing.
Not going to lie, I immediately put it in my Amazon cart.
Oh hey, you made my day! Thank you for your kind words! I also love your blog - especially your bucket list! After reading The Next Thing on My List by Jill Smolinski, I wanted to create my own bucket list of things I wanted to get done before my next birthday, but as horribly sad as it sounds, I couldn’t think of enough things to do. My 24th is next month, though, so maybe I’ll use your list as inspiration and actually come up with goals this year!
Genre: Nonfiction Rating: 5/5 Released: 1 January 1994 Pages: 300 Buy it now!
With Ebola recently making headline news again, I thought that it might be a good idea to pick this book up to brush up on what makes it so terrifying. Published in 1994, The Hot Zone is a bit outdated in terms of recent cases and research, but it provides a very reader-friendly history of the virus’ origins, history, and deadly reach.
Essentially, the virus has a 90% death rate, has no cure, and it’s a HIDEOUSLY awful way to go, with blood leaking out of every orifice, your skin separating from your body underneath, testicles turning into purple grapefruits, swollen with blood, great bruise-y rashes breaking out all over your body, kidneys rotting away into toxic sludge, heart pumping blood inside itself, etc, etc, etc. While there are multiple strains - some more gruesome than others - it’s classified as a biosafety level 4 agent, and anyone who wants to come in contact with it must do so with at least 3 layers - one of which being a space suit.
Despite Ebola being so terrifying, and the history and handling of the virus seeming, initially, so dry, Richard Preston took an otherwise distant disease and brought it to life with his writing. Though it is a nonfictional account of several times Ebola was exposed to humanity, his writing made it read like fiction, making it an immensely interesting and addicting read (that I finished in a day)! The book not only delved deeper into the history and mannerisms of Ebola but also spent a large amount of time discussing an outbreak in a suburb of Washington, D.C., and the unique civilian and military players involved in its containment.
I am not very interested in science. While a lot of my friends in college studied medical things (and read and LOVED this book), I never had a huge desire to know about hyper-contagious things that I might potentially contract. Preston’s writing, however, brought this news blip to life, and I found myself enjoying it, despite my original hesitation.
I firmly believe that anyone interested in nonfiction would enjoy this book.
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